9 Reasons Not to Shoot up A School
Thursday, October 5th, 2006nice article from shoutwire posted by xxoozero ( Link )
1. It’s just not nice
As the good Jewish folks would say,
“It is just not kosher.” Whatever can be done to a person that would
drive them to such a crime is not even close to the evil they
themselves have perpetrated. It also goes against general good manners
and proper etiquette. Mr. Rogers would definitely not approve.
2. It has been done before
Three
times in the past week and a half to be exact. There was a time when a
stunt like this would guarantee that your name would be remembered, in
however bad a way, but that time is long past. Nowadays you are lucky
to even get your picture in the paper.
3. No one cares if your mommy didn’t hug you enough
Or
if you were picked on, or if your life sucks, or if your dick won’t get
hard because some little girl laughed at you back in grade school.
Everyone on this planet has issues. It is called learning to move on
with your life, look up the definition, write it down, and remember it.
4. Teachers don’t get combat pay
They
don’t get paid much at all. Also, one day one of these sick shits that
like to pick up a gun and run amuck in a school might just run into the
wrong educator and get dealt with. My old English teacher was an
ex-marine who could rip your face off with a simple look. We can only
hope…
5. Bill Gates got picked on in high school too
It
didn’t seem to affect him much, though the billions probably take most
of the sting away. The point here is it is not the fault of the people
who messed with you that your life sucks. Plenty of people who did not
get picked on are probably worse off. Case in point: Mel Gibson. We love you, Mel!
6. No one shot up your school
Return the favor. It is just good form. Why give someone else a reason to go shit nuts one day because some crazy memoryof an old school shooting all of a sudden comes up out of nowhere? Stop the madness, kill a rabbit instead.
7. Rotten bastards convene during sessions of congress, not high school English classes
High school
kids may not be the biggest gentlemen in the world, but they certainly
aren’t rotten bastards. Not yet, they have to grow up first. Let them
grow up. In the meantime, how about aiming at guys who maybe deserve it
a little more? Bin Laden still hasn’t been caught…
8. Prove your manhood; shoot up an armory instead
It
takes exactly zero balls to shoot up a bunch of innocent girls. Why not
have a go at someone who can shoot back? This is America, you should
have no problem finding someone with a gun who would absolutely love to
have a shootout with you. There is a guy in every town that is just
itching for a gunfight. Show up on his property and piss on his lawn.
9. Life really isn’t that bad
Things
could always be worse and will most likely always get better as well.
Only a total asshole takes out his own personal problems on the rest of
the world. So, you may be feeling bad this week. Smoke a joint for
Christ sakes and leave the schools alone.
This article is
dedicated to everyone who has ever been a victim of a school shooting
because someone else was just too weak to deal with their lives and had
to go out and be a dumb shit.
